How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

Marsoni

M251S

$11.99

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How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and ScreA delightfully silly and informative picture book from the author of Animal Zombies & Other Real Life Monsters. Grown ups expect kids to avoid all sorts of rude behaviors. But in nature, spits, burps, and toots can happen for surprisingly strategic reasons. When animals exhibit every gross habit from toxic sneezes to deadly farts they're not aiming to act rude. They do what they can to survive. This book features the most dazzlingly disgusting

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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026

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★★★★★ 5

Great blanket

Size: Twin(60" x 80"), Color: Tie-dye Coffee

Luxurious look. It’s a soft faux fur on the top, with a beautiful and subtle variegated pattern that adds to the lifelike appearance. The inside of the blanket has a velvet feel and creates a cozy vibe. The blanket is a great size. It is well made with quality material with just the right amount of weight to help me relax and fall asleep.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026

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Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 5

Love it so much I got a second one

Size: Throw(51" x 63"), Color: Navy Blue, Size: Throw(51" x 63"), Color: Navy Blue

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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2026