How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

Marsoni

M251S

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How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and ScreA delightfully silly and informative picture book from the author of Animal Zombies & Other Real Life Monsters. Grown ups expect kids to avoid all sorts of rude behaviors. But in nature, spits, burps, and toots can happen for surprisingly strategic reasons. When animals exhibit every gross habit from toxic sneezes to deadly farts they're not aiming to act rude. They do what they can to survive. This book features the most dazzlingly disgusting

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Very sturdy and looks good. But, the part that holds the umbrella is loose and requires a wedge to stop it spinning (I used a plastic knife). Also the screw on the bottom RUSTS and in a BIG way. To solve the rust issue I put an old plastic cutting board under it. We use it with the modifications mentioned.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026

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Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Durable, easy to set up

Color: Black - Sunburst

Works great, easy set up!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

Bright colors, sturdy made umbrella

Color: Blue Green Striped, Size: 9ft

Beautiful umbrella. The colors are bright and striking. Good sturdy design.

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I've bought many patio umbrellas over the past 22 years and must say this is the best yet. Not just in quality but also price. I bought the 10' & it's the perfect size for my patio, I've sat under it a couple of times in the sun & the sun never gets through to me. Plus, I'm 75 yrs. old & had it put up in about 5 minutes. Great buy

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