AlphaPussy How I Survived the Valley and Learned to Love My Boobs

AlphaPussy How I Survived the Valley and Learned to Love My Boobs

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AlphaPussy How I Survived the Valley and Learned to Love My BoobsBy: Gina Gershon Published by Akashic Books, 2026 03 03 From a wayward California girl growing up in the heart of the porn born San Fernando Valley, Gina Gershon found herself on a journey that has been anything but traditional. Along the way, she had to learn how to spot the toxic types in both her personal life and her career and figure out how to dodge, outsmart, or hustle her way through. From the Valley to the slums of Beverly Hills to New York

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These are SO CUTE! The look exactly like the pictures so I am really glad about that. They are quite substantial in size, big enough. See pics :). I gift one of three to my friend's dog. The texture is soft and boucle like and soothing for me and the doggos! The squeakiness is very prominent but not present in all parts of the toy - so its annoying. I am also glad these have no stuffing because they look great as is and lack of the stuff make them easy to chew on. The cuteness got me on this one and I may repurchase again, if need be.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 2, 2025

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Denise carlson

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 5

Very nice

Super cute, my pups love them.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026

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Cuba, US

★★★★★ 4

Durable and cute for a small breed or senior dog

Smaller han expected but overall seem sturdy enough for my dog who tears every toy he gets within a day so these have held up so far and no cleaning up of stuffing in my living room which is a plus. My dog loves them

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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026

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Spanishtchr

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

So fun, so inexpensive

My almost year-old puppy absolutely loves these toys. They’re small and make this crinkly sound which she loves. I can’t believe the joy she’s getting from these little things that were so inexpensive. They’re suitable for dogs under 20 pounds I would say.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2026

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Deanna Good

Waukegan, US

★★★★★ 3

Super cute, didn’t last though.

Super cute, good size, I was hopeful that the durability would prove good too, but unfortunately our 7 month old lab pup made quick work out of them… 6 hours later and here we are, all squeakers removed and 🐰 & 🦆 no longer have a face.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2026