Cynical Affirmations

Marsoni

M251S

$41.00

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Cynical AffirmationsCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt

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This set of floating shelves was a disappointment. They’re advertised as holding 20 pounds, but mine began to bend with barely 10 pounds on them. All the screws and anchors were installed tightly and correctly, yet the metal brackets still warped under minimal weight. The shelves look fine on the wall, but I’m leaving them up only because I don’t want to patch a dozen holes—not because they’re sturdy. Definitely not the quality or strength I expected.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026

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Alicia

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 5

Love them

Color: White, Size: 15 inches, Color: White, Size: 15 inches

I have these floating shelves all over my house. The are made nice and sturdy and they come with simple instructions. They come it various sizes and can almost fit anywhere. These particular shelves are in my makeup closet and they look so great and organized.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2025

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callme1040

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 5

Exceeds my expectations

Color: White, Size: 24 inches, Color: White, Size: 24 inches

Easy to install, exceeds my expectations. I’d buy it again.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026

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Amazon Customer

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 5

Great shelving!

Color: Black, Number Of Shelves: 2, Size: 40"W x 6.5"D, Color: Black, Number Of Shelves: 2, Size: 40"W x 6.5"D

These shelves are amazing, easy to install and look very impressive! Price is good too!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026

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Christopher A Lopez

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

Clean look and very sturdy

Color: Brown, Number Of Shelves: 2, Size: 36"W x 6.5"D

These floating shelves look great and were easy to install. The invisible brackets give them a clean, modern look, and they feel sturdy once mounted. Perfect for adding storage or décor in a bathroom, living room, or bedroom. Great quality for the price.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2026