Dark Tan Achieved

Marsoni

M251S

$32.95

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Dark Tan AchievedI Got This Tan Using Dark Mode developer t shirt. An ironic statement about pale developers who never see sunlight because they spend all their time indoors coding with dark themes. For programmers whose only source of light is their monitor and who joke about their lack of actual sun exposure. Simple text design playing on the contradiction between getting a tan (requires sun) and using dark mode (minimal light, indoors). Works when you're being self

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My dog is an aggressive chewer and this lasted about 3 weeks before he started to get into the plastic and I had to throw away. It lasted longer than other chew toys so it was good. However the tail makes it easier for him to chew off into pieces. He gets nervous and needs to chew on something. I find the hard cheese sticks a better option for his nervousness.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026

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Blackbird

New York, US

★★★★★ 5

Excellent

Color: Tan

The only problem I have is that it comes apart a little too easily. My cat is the most finicky thing in the world, but she loves this as much as she can. She's not really one for toys. This, a scratch post, and a cardboard scratcher are her only toys she favors. I almost died of shock when she used this the first time😅

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Reviewed in the United States on January 23, 2024

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lucycmorr

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

Tighten the compression nut

Color: Tan, Color: Tan

My cat loved this groomer right out of the box! She was so aggressive, though, that the brush kept coming out of the base. When my husband got home from work, I asked if he could put some kind of glue in it. Two minutes later, he had it fixed. He says this is a compression nut that you tighten with your fingers (a wrench would probably break it) on to the metal ends of the brush. The look on his face said what he didn't dare say out loud. In my defense, there were no instructions included.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2022

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Bonnie L. OBrien

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 4

Cat likes it

Color: Tan

My cat doesn't use it a lot but when she does she seems to like it

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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026

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Janet

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 3

Product seems fine. My cats won't use.

Color: Tan

My cats won't use this or go anywhere near it. I am considering taking the brush part off the base and trying to attach it to some furniture they constantly rub against. The arch has to be assembled, which was super easy. The brush is sturdy and the base holds it well. I am keeping it in hopes of finding some way to teach my cats how great it could feel. The 3 stars rating is strictly because my cats won't use the product, so that lowers it's value for me.

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Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2022