Own Your Throne: How to Make Your Time in the Loo

Own Your Throne: How to Make Your Time in the Loo

Marsoni

M251S

$14.95

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Own Your Throne: How to Make Your Time in the LooThe average person spends about 50 billion hours on the toilet in their lifetime. Why not make the most of it? We've all been there and will be back again. This very funny and actually useful guide will help you make your time in the loo more comfortable, entertaining, and even fun. Out and about advice includes finding and navigating public restrooms, strategies for pit stops at school, in the office, or at other people's houses, as well as special

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This toy is very solid and seems like it would hold up well for aggressive chewers, but it ended up being too large and heavy for our Australian Shepherd. He had trouble comfortably holding it in his mouth and wasn’t very interested in chewing on it because of the size and weight. The quality itself seems good, but I would recommend it more for larger dogs with bigger jaws that enjoy heavier chew toys.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026

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janet black

Lexington, US

★★★★★ 5

Indestructible toy

Color: Bacon

This is a great toy. I have a husky pit bull mix puppy that can chew anything. I swear that dog can chew the varnish off a furniture. He cannot chew this up.I highly recommend

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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026

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Jea9

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 3

Indestructible?

Color: Bacon, Color: Bacon

This is after 1 week of arrgressive chewing. Not sure if it's safe for my dog.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026

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Marybeth

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 4

Beloved But Beware Microplastic Chip-Offs

Color: Bacon

My doodle adores this thing and gnaws on it constantly. He has not been able to harm it, which is great. That’s the best part. Things to be aware of: 1. This is mostly molded plastic; it is a bit heavy and very hard. My dog tosses it into the air and if it lands on him, it HURTS. A lot. 2. While it’s sturdy, sharp teeth eventually gnaw pieces and little shavings off the toy. These are microplastics and could be harmful if your dog swallows them.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026

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Mary Lou Lafreniere

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

Very sturdy chew toy

Color: Bacon

My Frenchy loves it! He’s not a large dog, but big for a French Bulldog. (32 lbs). He chews both ends, but prefers the snout. The eyes are cute, but began to peel off within the first week. I easily removed what was peeling. Half of the paint remained intact. When necessary, I will definitely replace it with the same toy.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026