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Combustible Lemons

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$11.95
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Combustible LemonsWhen life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade. Instead, take your rage out inappropriately on your coworkers employees and demand impractical, impossible things of them. Make them invent combustible lemons thatll burn lifes house down, since you cant speak to lifes manager. Who the hell gave life the right to send all these lemons to you anyway? Doesnt life know citrus is only good in perfumes and cocktails? What the actual fuck, life? Lemonade is
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Amazon Customer
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Look nice.
These were really nice for canned oysters, way better than what we can get in the stores in our area. Perfect for milk based oyster soup! the ratio is one can of cream of mushroom, one can full of milk, one can of oysters. Add butter, salt, pepper, and bring to a boil.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025
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Gary T
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 4
Does the job
Tastes like boiled oysters, so it has that nailed down. I use it in my shrimp ramen noodles sometimes, sometimes I use it to flavor garnish dishes. Best price I could find, but apparently it is a specialty product.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 16, 2020
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D'King
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Unparalleled source of heme iron.
This stuff is medicine if your are anemic or have low serum iron. Elemental iron from veggies or pills must be prepared by your body to carry oxygen in hemoglobin. Not so with iron from animals and oysters are unparalleled in iron content. Even if you don't find them delicious you will find them efficacious.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2025
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AP
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 1
Do not recommend
Edible, though barely. Definitely the worst tasting oysters I've tried of all the brands. Hopefully I don't get food poisoning as has been reported by other reviewers.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
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NYC girl
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great product at a better price than other brands
No garbage ingredients. Just high quality product at a better price than all other brands.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 23, 2025

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